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 Once upon a time there was a burder king that hated the entire world. The owner of the burder king wanted to own all of the other burder kings so one day he decided to become a duck. As a duck he ran into all of the other burder kings and demanded that they sell the restaurants to the king. After he gave them -73925$ for it he got all of the other burder kings. "That was too easy" the king exclaimed "So easy I shall now take over all the other public restaurants in the world".!.!.!.!?.! So he turned into a rabbit and took over the mc.drdonalds and paid them .000000000000000000000001cents per every 30 buildings. After he finished off the mc.d

          Once there was a McDonald that specialized in angering people. They couldn't make food, no one worked there, and the prices where so overpriced, a 6 pack of mc nuggets costs $23898765.47 (not including 135% tax). One day however, the workers who didn't exist managed to overcook the nuggets to the point that they came alive. Idk how they did it, but they did. The six nuggets quickly developed a brain. Not 6 brain's, but only one. They gave themselfves names. The first was mr.eatme and the second was mr.goodgood the third was mr.ches, the fourth was Sabastion, the fifth was Cheshire ca